HIP and TESS
En espanol, aka Hipolita y Perder Lopez
Hip is the one with curves and Tess . . . well, what a balloon!
- Wake Up - These two big girls are creepily staring at you, ready to eat.
- Breakfast - Their fast is finally broken as they viciously pull at the food-filled spoon.
- Mid-Morning - Both are relaxing on the sandy bottom, occasionally 'hoovering' up some breakfast leftovers.
- Lunch - Still Hungry, but alittle more lazy as these ladies gently creep up to spoon feed.
- Mid-Afternoon - These girls are now thirsty for air as they float at the top, snouts just above water.
- Dinner - Hoover time, as their bulbous bellies are getting a bit full from their busy day of eating.
- Bedtime - Tucked in under their bridges, these two freaks dream about the glorious bounty tomorrow shall bring.
Here's a snapshot of a typical day for these two wierdo's:
"Despite their lavish size, Hip and Tess are eternaly famished"
-- Squirrel "Babies" Taskett, PhD.